Ten Commandments for the modern man

Thou shalt not have any God other than what you have in your bank account

Thou shalt not take your God's name in vain unless off course, it serves your worldly desires by instigating hatred and riots

Six days thou shalt labor but the seventh day belongs to the One who approves your salary.

Honor thy father and mother till thy wife is happy with them

Thou shalt not murder your prospects just because your self respect is at stake

Thou shalt not commit adultery without making sure that you won't get caught

Thou shalt not steal wallets in haste when you can siphon off public money at leisure

Love thy neighbour only if she is 'that' beautiful

Lastly, just because you were promised ten commandments does not mean you will get ten. 

Life is not fair. so thou shalt give back what you got.